WOULD YOU LIKE TO HUNT WITH US?
DID YOU SCROLL THROUGH OUR WEBSITE AND THINK, "WOW, THOSE GUYS KILL SOME GREAT ANIMALS! I'D LIKE TO HUNT WITH THEM!".....NOT SO FAST! PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS AND SEE IF YOU QUALIFY TO HUNT WITH US.
- DO YOU BOUNCE BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN OUTFITTERS like a prostitute?
- ARE YOU A WHINY and extremely high maintenance?
- DO YOU LIKE TO PLACE BLAME ON OTHERS AND NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?
- ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT HUNTING, OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOUR WIFE AND WANNA GET AWAY?
- ARE YOU A TV SHOW THAT IS HOPING WE WILL MAKE YOU INSTAGRAM STARS AND THEN SPIN THE SHOW AS A DIY HUNT
- do you think hunting with us and killing a trophy-class animal will get you laid? (it probably will, but that's not the point).
- do you shoot rage broadheads? DO THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BADASS?
- do you feel compelled to tell us how badass you are?
- do you constantly show up on huntS UNPREPARED AND THEN EXPECT the outfitter TO SAVE YOUR ASS?
- DO YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO CONSTANTLY WALK AROUND WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF?
- are YOU a shitty TIPper, yet EXPECT THE BEST?
- ARE YOU A NERD THAT DECIDED TO GET RICH, MARRY A smokin HOT CHIC, BUY 5 HOUSES AND A FERRARI? IN THIS CASE, GOOD FOR YOU! YOU CAN HUNT WITH US. we all can't be charming, good looking, and strong. bring your checkbook and your smokin hot wife and let's go kill a giant! oh, and bring the ferrari.......leave the keys.......and consider us even on the trophy fee.
IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS except the last one, YOU ARE NOT OUR IDEAL CLIENT AND SHOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER BOOKING WITH Another outfitter.
by now you're either thinking, "what assholes" or laughing your ass off. either way, we seek guys that absolutely love to hunt for the simple joys that huntng offers. you don't have to be the world's best hunter, in the best shape, or have brand new equipment for us to consider you for one of our hunts. we want guys that truly appreciate what we do and the animals we persue. come prepared, be coachable, be prepared to grind, and leave the rest to us.
- the shhc crew